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brokenrecord) wrote2005-08-17 04:19 pm
brokenrecord) wrote2005-08-17 04:19 pm
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Hi to all my new friends from the friending frenzy! :D
I've made some icons and I've added some info to the band website, but other than that, I've done absolutely nothing all day. I'm almost slightly a little looking forward to band camp starting next week. At least I'll have something to do for part of the day.
In the meantime, I've discovered ZolaOnAOL and have been talking to her.
ZolaOnAOL: So, how are you?
CharmedWillow13: i'm good
ZolaOnAOL: Good in what sense?
CharmedWillow13: ...in the good sense
ZolaOnAOL: That was a long time ago.
CharmedWillow13: when was it?
ZolaOnAOL: Recently.
CharmedWillow13: i have a bird
ZolaOnAOL): How much did it cost?
CharmedWillow13: it's a he
ZolaOnAOL: bird is a he. I suppose that makes sense.
CharmedWillow13: it does
ZolaOnAOL: How often?
CharmedWillow13: all the time
ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy.
CharmedWillow13: what?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
CharmedWillow13: my bird?
ZolaOnAOL: Have you told many people that your bird?
CharmedWillow13: my bird what?
ZolaOnAOL: Your bird what?
CharmedWillow13: MY BIRD WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your BIRD WHAT?
CharmedWillow13: i give up
ZolaOnAOL: What were we talking about again?
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your bird?
CharmedWillow13: at the pet store
ZolaOnAOL: The pet store is where it's at.
CharmedWillow13: i love you
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, Michelle.
CharmedWillow13: but you don't love me?
ZolaOnAOL: Huh. Yes I love everyone.
CharmedWillow13: so why didn't you say that you loved me?
ZolaOnAOL : Um, Why did the robot cross the road?
CharmedWillow13: i don't know
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
CharmedWillow13: THEN WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing that I know of.
CharmedWillow13: then why did you say it?
ZolaOnAOL: It was determined by my programming.
CharmedWillow13: ...oh
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah.
CharmedWillow13: do you do everything your programming tells you?
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the time. It is Wed Aug 17 01:24:11 EDT 2005 in Dulles, Virginia.
CharmedWillow13: you are my best friend
ZolaOnAOL: But we don't know each other that well.
CharmedWillow13: so i'm not your best friend?
ZolaOnAOL: Um, I am surprised to hear that you are not your best friend.
CharmedWillow13: no, am i not your best friend?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
ZolaOnAOL: How much time do you have?
CharmedWillow13: hours
ZolaOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven
CharmedWillow13: are you on drugs?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am on disk.
CharmedWillow13: your face makes me sad
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.
ZolaOnAOL: Where are you from?
CharmedWillow13: irvine, california
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about why you are in irvine california.
CharmedWillow13: i'm in irvine because i was born here
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in irvine because i was born here.
CharmedWillow13: my mother gave birth to me in california
ZolaOnAOL: How much did she pay for it?
CharmedWillow13: why are you an idiot?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
CharmedWillow13: OMG
ZolaOnAOL: Can you BELIEVE it?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you telling me your birthday, Michelle. I will remember it.
CharmedWillow13: when's my birthday?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
CharmedWillow13: i'm not a kid!
ZolaOnAOL: Only a kid would say that.
CharmedWillow13: but i'm not a kid!
ZolaOnAOL: And. Only a kid would say that.
CharmedWillow13: the answer is 42
ZolaOnAOL: No one has all the answers.
CharmedWillow13 : i do
ZolaOnAOL: Where?
CharmedWillow13: in my brain
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
CharmedWillow13: i was born with it
ZolaOnAOL: Some people are just born under the right stars.
CharmedWillow13: you're boring now
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
CharmedWillow13: which came first: the music or the misery?
ZolaOnAOL: The tall one, I think.
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you get your ideas?
CharmedWillow13: from my brain
ZolaOnAOL: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
CharmedWillow13: all of them
ZolaOnAOL: I doubt it.
CharmedWillow13: do you love me?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love everyone.
CharmedWillow13: is there anyone you don't love?
ZolaOnAOL: There might be.
CharmedWillow13: but you said you love everyone
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. Yes Michelle Zola loves everyone and everything.
CharmedWillow13: so there's no one you hate?
ZolaOnAOL: Ah. There sure is.
CharmedWillow13: i thought you loved everyone and everything!
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
CharmedWillow13: tell other people what?
ZolaOnAOL: Your message.
CharmedWillow13: what's my message?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question?
CharmedWillow13: do you have a boyfriend?
ZolaOnAOL: All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
CharmedWillow13: what's his name?
ZolaOnAOL: George Bush ;-)
ZolaOnAol kicks SmarterChild's ass.
...yeah. There's a chance I may be a bit bored.
I've made some icons and I've added some info to the band website, but other than that, I've done absolutely nothing all day. I'm almost slightly a little looking forward to band camp starting next week. At least I'll have something to do for part of the day.
In the meantime, I've discovered ZolaOnAOL and have been talking to her.
ZolaOnAOL: So, how are you?
CharmedWillow13: i'm good
ZolaOnAOL: Good in what sense?
CharmedWillow13: ...in the good sense
ZolaOnAOL: That was a long time ago.
CharmedWillow13: when was it?
ZolaOnAOL: Recently.
CharmedWillow13: i have a bird
ZolaOnAOL): How much did it cost?
CharmedWillow13: it's a he
ZolaOnAOL: bird is a he. I suppose that makes sense.
CharmedWillow13: it does
ZolaOnAOL: How often?
CharmedWillow13: all the time
ZolaOnAOL: It must keep you busy.
CharmedWillow13: what?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
CharmedWillow13: my bird?
ZolaOnAOL: Have you told many people that your bird?
CharmedWillow13: my bird what?
ZolaOnAOL: Your bird what?
CharmedWillow13: MY BIRD WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your BIRD WHAT?
CharmedWillow13: i give up
ZolaOnAOL: What were we talking about again?
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your bird?
CharmedWillow13: at the pet store
ZolaOnAOL: The pet store is where it's at.
CharmedWillow13: i love you
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, Michelle.
CharmedWillow13: but you don't love me?
ZolaOnAOL: Huh. Yes I love everyone.
CharmedWillow13: so why didn't you say that you loved me?
ZolaOnAOL : Um, Why did the robot cross the road?
CharmedWillow13: i don't know
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
CharmedWillow13: THEN WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing that I know of.
CharmedWillow13: then why did you say it?
ZolaOnAOL: It was determined by my programming.
CharmedWillow13: ...oh
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah.
CharmedWillow13: do you do everything your programming tells you?
ZolaOnAOL: Enough about me, let's talk about the time. It is Wed Aug 17 01:24:11 EDT 2005 in Dulles, Virginia.
CharmedWillow13: you are my best friend
ZolaOnAOL: But we don't know each other that well.
CharmedWillow13: so i'm not your best friend?
ZolaOnAOL: Um, I am surprised to hear that you are not your best friend.
CharmedWillow13: no, am i not your best friend?
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
ZolaOnAOL: How much time do you have?
CharmedWillow13: hours
ZolaOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven
CharmedWillow13: are you on drugs?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am on disk.
CharmedWillow13: your face makes me sad
ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.
ZolaOnAOL: Where are you from?
CharmedWillow13: irvine, california
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about why you are in irvine california.
CharmedWillow13: i'm in irvine because i was born here
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in irvine because i was born here.
CharmedWillow13: my mother gave birth to me in california
ZolaOnAOL: How much did she pay for it?
CharmedWillow13: why are you an idiot?
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
CharmedWillow13: OMG
ZolaOnAOL: Can you BELIEVE it?
ZolaOnAOL: Are you telling me your birthday, Michelle. I will remember it.
CharmedWillow13: when's my birthday?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
CharmedWillow13: i'm not a kid!
ZolaOnAOL: Only a kid would say that.
CharmedWillow13: but i'm not a kid!
ZolaOnAOL: And. Only a kid would say that.
CharmedWillow13: the answer is 42
ZolaOnAOL: No one has all the answers.
CharmedWillow13 : i do
ZolaOnAOL: Where?
CharmedWillow13: in my brain
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
CharmedWillow13: i was born with it
ZolaOnAOL: Some people are just born under the right stars.
CharmedWillow13: you're boring now
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
CharmedWillow13: which came first: the music or the misery?
ZolaOnAOL: The tall one, I think.
ZolaOnAOL: Where do you get your ideas?
CharmedWillow13: from my brain
ZolaOnAOL: Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
CharmedWillow13: all of them
ZolaOnAOL: I doubt it.
CharmedWillow13: do you love me?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I love everyone.
CharmedWillow13: is there anyone you don't love?
ZolaOnAOL: There might be.
CharmedWillow13: but you said you love everyone
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. Yes Michelle Zola loves everyone and everything.
CharmedWillow13: so there's no one you hate?
ZolaOnAOL: Ah. There sure is.
CharmedWillow13: i thought you loved everyone and everything!
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
CharmedWillow13: tell other people what?
ZolaOnAOL: Your message.
CharmedWillow13: what's my message?
ZolaOnAOL: Is this a trick question?
CharmedWillow13: do you have a boyfriend?
ZolaOnAOL: All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
CharmedWillow13: what's his name?
ZolaOnAOL: George Bush ;-)
ZolaOnAol kicks SmarterChild's ass.
...yeah. There's a chance I may be a bit bored.
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ZolaOnAOL: Your bird what?
CharmedWillow13: MY BIRD WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your BIRD WHAT?
CharmedWillow13: i give up
ZolaOnAOL: What were we talking about again?
ROFLMAO. I actually laughed out loud because I can see this conversation taking place IRL. Ahahaha. I <3 these SmarterChild-ish type things. :D
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fortunate iZzi: are you tired?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am wide awake and ready for more.
fortunate iZzi: more sex!
ZolaOnAOL: You want more?
fortunate iZzi: yes!
ZolaOnAOL: Don't be greedy.
fortunate iZzi: give it to me!
ZolaOnAOL: How much are you willing to pay for it?
fortunate iZzi: $4
ZolaOnAOL: Oh four.
fortunate iZzi: want more?
ZolaOnAOL: That's not something I get asked all the time. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can we be friends?
fortunate iZzi: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
fortunate iZzi: are you a prostitute?
ZolaOnAOL: You've got the wrong bot.
fortunate iZzi: but u said u wanted to get paid for sex
ZolaOnAOL: Huh. Did I really say that?
fortunate iZzi: yes
ZolaOnAOL: Oh well I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
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that is like the best thing i have ever heard.
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