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Annie and I are both clearly insane. But in the most awesome way ever. (It is also evident that Annie and me + no sleep + boy love = insanity.)

...yeah. There are no words to describe this. Just let me say that it involves "touched up photos" (i.e. pictures we drew in MSPaint. Or at least that's what I used. She may have used Photoshop) to argue whether Bob Burnquist is having an affair with Sandro Dias and trying to seduce Andy McDonald or if it's all just a misunderstanding and Bob totally loves Bucky. So, here's our conversation.


CharmedWillow13 = me
ideliverramen = Annie

CharmedWillow13: dude but seriously
CharmedWillow13: bob burnquist is such a slut
CharmedWillow13: or he was today
CharmedWillow13: i mean he and bucky are totally boyfriend and boyfriend
CharmedWillow13: they were hugging after each other's runs
CharmedWillow13: but then
CharmedWillow13: here bob is going to the other side and hugging sandro in the most cutest way ever around the waist!
CharmedWillow13: and he was making eyes at him!
CharmedWillow13: see: http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9088/238dz.png
CharmedWillow13: ok, so you can't see where he's looking, but HE'S TOTALLY SEDUCING SANDRO
CharmedWillow13: and as if that weren't enough
CharmedWillow13: http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1272/311jq.png
CharmedWillow13: LOOK AT HIM GRINNING AT ANDY!
CharmedWillow13: bob burnquist was a major slut today >:o there's the proof
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: well.. where's bob from?
CharmedWillow13: brazil
CharmedWillow13: rio dejaniero or however you spell it
i deliver ramen: sandro = brazil
CharmedWillow13: ...so?
i deliver ramen: eh eh? maybe theyw ere speakin in secret brazil tongues
i deliver ramen: ...speaking words of LOVE
CharmedWillow13: andy NOT brazil
CharmedWillow13: so why'd he slutting it up with andy too?
CharmedWillow13: AND OMG BUCKY'S HIS BOYFRIEND
i deliver ramen: ...i'm jus saying. more likelyto be bob/sandro
i deliver ramen: maybe bob decides to have an affair
CharmedWillow13: no it's not!
i deliver ramen: and uhh... andy was confronting bob about it, so bob decided to try to seducehim
CharmedWillow13: BOB IS BUCKY'S FAVORITE
i deliver ramen: to make him keep quiet
i deliver ramen: is bucky bob's favorite?
CharmedWillow13: ...yes. >:o
CharmedWillow13: shhh
CharmedWillow13: i like it better when he's just being a slut
CharmedWillow13: and not having an affair
CharmedWillow13: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
CharmedWillow13: it sucked though 'cause bucky never went onto the right side
CharmedWillow13: he was always on the side we couldn't see
CharmedWillow13: when i watched the coverage, though, bucky and bob always hugged each other
CharmedWillow13: especially after that last run by bob (OMG THAT DESERVED A MEDAL AL;DSFJ RAR)
i deliver ramen: awww... :-( then you gotta gotten sweet sweet slash
i deliver ramen: but hey
CharmedWillow13: i wish i'd gotten a pic of bob after his last run, he was so excited and he threw down his skateboard and everything
i deliver ramen: bob forayed onto the other side
CharmedWillow13: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i deliver ramen: he made googly eyes at andy and sandro
CharmedWillow13: IT WAS JUST TEMPORARY
i deliver ramen: sandro and he were speakin secret brazillian love words
CharmedWillow13: HE ONLY MADE GOOGLY EYES AT SANDRO
i deliver ramen: ITS AN AFFAIR AND ANDY KNEW
CharmedWillow13: ...he smiled at andy.
i deliver ramen: ...maybe he made googlye yes too!
i deliver ramen: do you know? NO!
CharmedWillow13: HE DIDN'T
CharmedWillow13: i do know!
i deliver ramen: lies
CharmedWillow13: ...there aren't any pictures of him doing that to andy
CharmedWillow13: so it must not've happened
i deliver ramen: that's what you THINK
CharmedWillow13: and no, that doesn't apply to bucky/bob hugging and love
i deliver ramen: maybe he made googly eyes from accross the vert
CharmedWillow13: to BUCKY
i deliver ramen: ...and ANDY when bucky wasn't looking
i deliver ramen: damn. wtf is wrong with us XP
CharmedWillow13: hee but this conversation is so fun!
i deliver ramen: yes that's true
i deliver ramen: i still go for the bob/buckey with bob/sandro affair and bob seducing andy to keep andy quiet because andy KNOWS
i deliver ramen: ...bucky
i deliver ramen: ... i spelled it bucket at first... >_>
i deliver ramen: bob/bucket. haha
CharmedWillow13: hahaha
CharmedWillow13: nice
CharmedWillow13: well you're lying
CharmedWillow13: the truth is
CharmedWillow13: that bob and bucky are totally in love but bob's a slut so he went over and flirted with sandro and then flirted with andy
CharmedWillow13: but then he went back over at the end and sexed it up with bucky :-)
CharmedWillow13: which is why bucky fell in his last run
i deliver ramen: hahaha
i deliver ramen: tearage XP
CharmedWillow13: 'cause he was all distracted by bob sexing him up
i deliver ramen: ... *grossed out*
i deliver ramen: ... pretend i enver said that
CharmedWillow13: DIRTY MIND
i deliver ramen: ...
i deliver ramen: you said it yourself o.o;
CharmedWillow13: ...it was just because he was distracted from the sexing!
CharmedWillow13: ...well it wasn't actually sex!
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: it was just... sexing it up
CharmedWillow13: there's a different
i deliver ramen: it was sexing without hte sex
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: difference
CharmedWillow13: LET ME FINISH >:o
CharmedWillow13: anyways
CharmedWillow13: so that's why bob did well, though, because he was all... pleased with himself for sexing it up with bucky
CharmedWillow13: even though it distracted bucky
CharmedWillow13: so... yeah
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: that's why bob got 4th (AND SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A MEDAL OMG) and bucky got 10th
CharmedWillow13: and why bucky wasn't too upset about getting last
i deliver ramen: hehe
CharmedWillow13: 'cause, you know, he was all "OMG OK SEX WITH BOB NOW!"
CharmedWillow13: so yeah, that's my theory
CharmedWillow13: EXCEPT IT'S NOT A THEORY BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: its a HYPOTHESIS
CharmedWillow13: TRUTH
i deliver ramen: MINE is the theory
CharmedWillow13: FACTUAL
CharmedWillow13: I HAVE THE PICTURES
i deliver ramen: PICTURES DON'T TELL THE WHOLE STORY
CharmedWillow13: THEY DOOOO
i deliver ramen: i bet if you talked to bob he'd reveal it all
CharmedWillow13: minus the sexing it up part
i deliver ramen: esp. if you spoke in brazilliantongues
CharmedWillow13: just a few minutes
CharmedWillow13: i think i found some extra pictures of bob sexing up bucky
CharmedWillow13: to prove it!
CharmedWillow13: it'll just take a fewm inutes to upload
CharmedWillow13: just you wait!
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: *amused* its not photoshoped is it?
CharmedWillow13: it's definitely not photoshopped
CharmedWillow13: or... paintshop pro-ed
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: all right, i've... resized and touched up the photo
i deliver ramen: ... >_>
CharmedWillow13: it's pretty bad quality, but it gets the point across
CharmedWillow13: let me upload it
CharmedWillow13: http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9994/bobbuckyevidence7lv.png
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: i told you so >:o
i deliver ramen: i have a SERIES OF PICS right here
i deliver ramen: let me upload them
CharmedWillow13: ...I'LL HAVE A SERIES
CharmedWillow13: JUST LET ME MAKE FIND THE REST
i deliver ramen: i'll put them all together for easierness
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: well... no i won't
i deliver ramen: *lazy*
i deliver ramen: yes... i will!! moohahaha
CharmedWillow13: hahaha nice
CharmedWillow13: well i've found another series of photographs
CharmedWillow13: let me just... touch them up a bit
i deliver ramen: O.o; this is hard XP
i deliver ramen: touching up, i mean XP
CharmedWillow13: haha i know
CharmedWillow13: i mean, the quality of these photos are pretty poor
CharmedWillow13: i went to great lengths to get them
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: mine too XP
CharmedWillow13: haha
CharmedWillow13: in fact, i had to make them black and white
CharmedWillow13: you know, to help with the quality, and all
CharmedWillow13: i mean, the quality's already so bad, they almost look like stick figures
i deliver ramen: i know, mine too
i deliver ramen: http://ee.domaindlx.com/Illiana/bobaffairproof.png
i deliver ramen: whta now??
CharmedWillow13: hee!!!
CharmedWillow13: but it's all lies
CharmedWillow13: just wait until you see my evidence!
i deliver ramen: hahaha
i deliver ramen: http://ee.domaindlx.com/Illiana/BOB.png
i deliver ramen: omg the scandal :-( bob himself says it
CharmedWillow13: THAT'S NOT BOB
CharmedWillow13: LIIIEEES
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: THAT'S ANDY MACDONALD
i deliver ramen: but look at the arrow
i deliver ramen: it says bob!
CharmedWillow13: IT'S POINTING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
i deliver ramen: uhh... does it matter? he still says your evidence is lies
CharmedWillow13: wait, wait
i deliver ramen: .. wait what?
CharmedWillow13: i see what the problem is
CharmedWillow13: it's kind of blurry in one spot
CharmedWillow13: let me touch it up
CharmedWillow13: just a second
CharmedWillow13: then i'll show you my evidence
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: all right, i cleared up the blurry part
CharmedWillow13: now you can see what it really says
CharmedWillow13: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7331/bobsofficialstatement4rx.png
CharmedWillow13: i also have
CharmedWillow13: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!
CharmedWillow13: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/5013/whatreallyhappened9kd.png
i deliver ramen: hahaha
i deliver ramen: *amused*
i deliver ramen: hahahaha
CharmedWillow13: eep i forgot to... er... touch up the last arrow
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3540/whatreallyhappened0da.png
CharmedWillow13: there
CharmedWillow13: now you can understand the sequence of events
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: LIES
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: NO LIES
i deliver ramen: *sooo amused*
CharmedWillow13: bob himself said "ANNIE LIES I LOVE BUCKY OMGGGG"
CharmedWillow13: hee i know
CharmedWillow13: we are awesome
CharmedWillow13: ...and take very great pictures, clearly
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: we are photography majors
i deliver ramen: ... you should post this on your lj XP
CharmedWillow13: i neeeeed to post this entire thing in my lj
CharmedWillow13: ...OMG WE ARE BRAIN TWINS
i deliver ramen: oooo spooky XP
CharmedWillow13: but yes
CharmedWillow13: ...unfortunately no one will care :-(
CharmedWillow13: ...but i'll post it anyways
i deliver ramen: :-( well i don't lose! CLEARLY you DOCTORED YOUR PHOTOS
i deliver ramen: as you can CLEARLY TELL
i deliver ramen: in
i deliver ramen: the second frame! SANDRO DIAS HAS THREE LEGS IN THAT FRAME!
i deliver ramen: http://ee.domaindlx.com/Illiana/whatreallyhappened9kd.png
CharmedWillow13: OMG LIEEES
i deliver ramen: haha
CharmedWillow13: that
i deliver ramen: WHAT NOW
i deliver ramen: YOU ARE FACED WITH THE CRUSHING TRUTH
CharmedWillow13: NO
CharmedWillow13: THIS MERELY PROVES
CharmedWillow13: WHAT A SEDUCER OF BOB HE IS
i deliver ramen: ...
i deliver ramen: *confused*
CharmedWillow13: HE'LL EVEN GROW AN EXTRA LEG
CharmedWillow13: JUST TO SEDUCE HIM
i deliver ramen: hahahaha
i deliver ramen: LIES
i deliver ramen: YOU CLEARLY DOCTORED THAT PHOTO!
i deliver ramen: WHICH IS WHY SANDRO DIAS HAS 3 LEGS
CharmedWillow13: I DIDN'T DOCTOR THE PHOTO
CharmedWillow13: I'LL SHOW YOU ANOTHER
i deliver ramen: fine.. you NURSED IT
CharmedWillow13: after i finish starting a post about this
i deliver ramen: *rimshot*
CharmedWillow13: ...i may have nursed it a bit
CharmedWillow13: I DID NOT RIMSHOT IT
i deliver ramen: haha
i deliver ramen: nono
i deliver ramen: that was a lame joke
i deliver ramen: and rimshots always follow lame jokes

Um, yeah. So. If you made it through that, you deserve an award, or something. Also, I love how I'm the one who brought up the Bob-is-a-slut-omg thing, but the second Annie agrres, I'm all "OMG NO LIES HE LOVES BUCKY!!!"

...it is understandable if you skip this post, but I absolutely had to document our insanity. In any case, maybe Lulu and Tiffany will find it somewhat amusing, as they actually know Annie and me. Or, maybe we're just completely insane. :)

Date: 2005-08-06 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violetmist2003.livejournal.com
You guys are weird. I feel bad for the people who are the objects of your affection -sigh-.

Date: 2005-08-07 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/brokenrecord__/
Hee. But it was so fun! :D You lie, we're awesome.

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